NAME: Luke Paget
NICKNAME: Corey Hughes, Corker
POSITION: Prop, Flanker
SPECIAL SKILLS: Can kick match winning goals when called upon, inate ability to look like a garden gnome on the football field. |
NAME: Chris Weir
NICKNAME: Magic, Horse, Clip-Clop
POSITION: Oustide Centre
SPECIAL SKILLS: Known to score forty tries per season, a backable winner at Randwick if not effected by equine influenza. |
NAME: Mitchell Franklin Lark
NICKNAME: Worzel
POSITION: Second Row, Flanker
SPECIAL SKILLS: Really good catcher of the football at all times, known to take opposition players down with his stench and lack of underwear.
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NAME: Aaron Reeves
NICKNAME: Hoju, Possum, JuJu's dad, Chopper.
POSITION: You name it I'll play it
SPECIAL SKILLS: Too many on the football field to name but does know how to recreate human beings with ease.
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NAME: Mitchell Payne
NICKNAME: Moon, Child, Lloyd Christmas
POSITION: Halfback, 1st Grade Captain
SPECIAL SKILLS: Can bite funny shapes into apples with new look teeth.
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NAME: Benny King-Gee
NICKNAME: Benny, B.O.G, Kingy, Slush
POSITION: Five-eighth, Inside Centre
SPECIAL SKILLS: The robot, can kick a goal from anywhere.
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NAME: Vince Picton
NICKNAME: The Prince
POSITION: Second Row, Flanker
SPECIAL SKILLS: Can slide through cracks in defence by turning sideways.
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NAME: Den Necome
NICKNAME: Kava, Go-Den
POSITION: Anywhere in the backline
SPECIAL SKILLS: Can chop attacking runners in two, being happy.
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NAME: Mick Horner
NICKNAME: Alf, Old Bloke, Mister Mister
POSITION: Flanker, anywhere
SPECIAL SKILLS: Singstar, can go troppo at any time, singstar.
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NAME: Chris Hart
NICKNAME: Maxxy, Harju,
I'm-not-my-dad
POSITION: Prop
SPECIAL SKILLS: Getting into blues on the football field and ads for car insurance.
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NAME: Peter Russell
NICKNAME: Chopper, Chop-Chop
POSITION: Same as Hoju-father of Newju
SPECIAL SKILLS: Sticking my tongue really far out my mouth and eating oriental foods.
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NAME: Robert McCallister
NICKNAME: Redknob
POSITION: Coach, Prop
SPECIAL SKILLS: Pondering for long periods, drinking vodka red bull, listening to Saffa.
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NAME: Mark Bryant
NICKNAME: Coke, Cocoa
POSITION: Wing, Hooker
SPECIAL SKILLS: Fighting, being President, making Harty smile.
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NAME: Leonard Downes
NICKNAME: Lenny, Casualty
POSITION: Second-row, Flanker
SPECIAL SKILLS: Getting injured, growing a moustache, going on mad tackling sprees.
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NAME: Steve Inman
NICKNAME: Revju, Steveo
POSITION: Hooker
SPECIAL SKILLS: Throwing compass like line-outs, scrumming, sticking tongue out.
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NAME: Steve Emmett
NICKNAME: Fatso, Carl Williams
POSITION: Flanker
SPECIAL SKILLS: Not looking like a twin, Butcher impersonations, Hoju attacks, laying cables
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NAME: Bevan Clegg
NICKNAME: Cleggy
POSITION: Flanker, Second-Row
SPECIAL SKILLS: Getting Rugby Club Tattoos, bus-trips, going mad.
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NAME: Scott Duncan
NICKNAME: D-Train, Dunk, Nosh, Robbie Farah, Tucker
POSITION: Flanker, Second-Row
SPECIAL SKILLS: Healing from leg injuries, Horseriding, Doing the Stampy run and the Richard laugh.
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NAME: Richard Payne
NICKNAME: Richard, Payney, Rich, P, Arno's
POSITION: Flanker, Second-Row
SPECIAL SKILLS: Getting punched, posing for this photo for heaps long, being Wet Willy.
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NAME: Matthew Archer
NICKNAME: Rummy, Rumdog, Sonny Bill
POSITION: Anywhere
SPECIAL SKILLS: Beating the shit out of everyone, drinking rum.
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NAME: Simon O'Donnell
NICKNAME: Sime
POSITION: Prop
SPECIAL SKILLS: Goalkicking, breakdancing
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NAME: Angus Richmond
NICKNAME: Gus the Bus
POSITION: Prop
SPECIAL SKILLS: Being the next Wallaby, smoking, my job
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NAME: Patrick Mullavey
NICKNAME: Christmas Cat, Meisha
POSITION: Second row, Flanker
SPECIAL SKILLS: Going absolutely mad, forgetting my headgear, going mad, loving Juju, swamp walking
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NAME: Mark Corkin
NICKNAME: Corko
POSITION: Coach
SPECIAL SKILLS: Giving stern looks to the camera, soccer, loving life.
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NAME: Michael McKinlay
NICKNAME: Heinzy, Saucehead, Barney
POSITION: Wing
SPECIAL SKILLS: Hot stepping, hanging out with Corey when he picks up with awesome chicks.
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NAME: Dave McKinlay
NICKNAME: Macca, Daveo, Im-not-Heinzy
POSITION: Utility back
SPECIAL SKILLS: Run at me.
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NAME: Lachlan Payne
NICKNAME: Swampy, Arno's
POSITION: Father
SPECIAL SKILLS: Looking like that guy from the pub that time, beating up my pussy brothers.
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NAME: Andrew Saulter
NICKNAME: Shaker, Saltsy, Handy Andy
POSITION: Prop
SPECIAL SKILLS: Being from Coonabarrabran, going mad, looking at Worzels junk in line-outs.
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NAME: Chris Oborne
NICKNAME: Chrissy
POSITION: Halfback
SPECIAL SKILLS: Grinning, the bullet pass, watching Richy get bashed.
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NAME: Dave Matthews
NICKNAME: Daveo, Bonk
POSITION: Utility back
SPECIAL SKILLS: Setting up Jusju for tries, going mad, laughing at Pigdog at touch.
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NAME: Justin Richards
NICKNAME: Jusju, Marju, Fester
POSITION: Wing
SPECIAL SKILLS: Being Marto's brother, headbutting toilet doors, hurting people.
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NAME: Warren Blacka
NICKNAME: Barry, Wokka, Hampster, Arno's
POSITION: Hooker
SPECIAL SKILLS: Getting accused of being Wet Willy, being Wet Willy, giving wet willy's, getting wet willy's, writing books about wet willy's, dreaming about wet willy's, looking at my big wet willy.
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NAME: Ryan Paget
NICKNAME: Pago, Kearnsy, The man formerly known as Slug
POSITION: Centre, Five Eighth
SPECIAL SKILLS: Breaking up fights, length of the field tries, singstar.
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NAME: Matt Cook
NICKNAME: Mook
POSITION: Five Eighth
SPECIAL SKILLS: Being related to Cookie, wearing the Vikings jersey at training, trying to understand Saffa.
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